No, this is not a joke. Yes, I am recommending a brand of toilet paper.

Once in a blue moon, I come across a product or service that is so wonderful that I feel I have to recommend it to my readers even though it has nothing to do with the subject of bullying. And Charmin Ultra is one of those.

Like most of you, I have been using toilet paper my whole life. The problem with some brands is that they are too thin, too abrasive, or don’t wipe too well. Charmin Ultra is like wiping with soft, smooth cloth. It does not fall apart easily so you don’t ever soil your fingers. I don’t know about the price compared to other brands since my wife, Miriam, does most of our household shopping, though I would guess it’s a bit more expensive. However, I would bet that in the long run it is cheaper to use because you need less sheets to do a good job of wiping. So do you and your family a favor. Buy Charmin Ultra.

“Izzy must be getting paid by Charmin for plugging their toilet paper,” you may be thinking. If only this were true. I have no ulterior motives here other than your personal benefit. However, if you want to contact Charmin about my endorsement and ask them to pay me, I will not object.